....that female strippers are sexy and male strippers are hilarious?

....that 2 women making out is hot but 2 men making out is nasty?

....that guys can get off no problem over a girl's picture in a magazine but it takes half an hour of concentrated effort to get to the same state with a live one?

wildwon:

....that female strippers are sexy and male strippers are hilarious?

....that 2 women making out is hot but 2 men making out is nasty?

....that guys can get off no problem over a girl's picture in a magazine but it takes half an hour of concentrated effort to get to the same state with a live one?

Hot female strippers are sexy, hideous strippers are just that, hideous. Entertaining nonetheless.

Male strippers are not hilarious, they too are nasty.

Yes we can get off in mere minutes with a photo. That is out of necessity, you never know who might walk in and also, why wast time? The half hour with a live one is our gift to you (as in women in general, not you specifically Wildwon. For you, 45 minutes, minimum). 

I'm more interested in the story behind the question.  Please, Wildwon... share.

Wes. 

 Mr Bruin - that is the RIGHT answer For 45 minutes you get certain extra attentions...

 Wes - reading your post re: strippers on ice etc, just got me to thinking about the differences. I mean - even for me (and I am the least gay woman possible), watching 2 hot ladies rubbing up a bit with soft lighting is nice to watch (especially with a significant other handy) - as long as it doesn't get too explicit since for me anatomical detail is a real turn off - but naked men on the page or the stage doesn't do a thing for me...

As for the last question, well since most women take a while to get up to speed, half an hour is good!  But if I am feeling a bit insecure, I do wonder if it is more to do with most women not measuring up (so to speak) to the fantasy ones... 

Well, I think it's because our overall cultural standard of beauty IS the female form; specifically, the idealistic "36-24-36".

It certainly wasn't always that way, to be sure.   In the days of pederasty amongst the Ancient Greeks, the male figure, specifically the pre-adult male figure, was the standard of idealistic beauty.

So, I guess my answer is that you were born 2500 years too late!

As to your 3rd question...well, all I can say is that a woman complaining that a guy lasts too LONG...that has to be a first!
 

Effen-A, boys.  Effen-A.  By the way, I have the first two and a half minutes of the final season episode cut.  Nice to be back, for sure.  Two cameras out for this one??  Who approved that in the budget!?  No wonder you guys had no money left over for beer and strippers.

Wes 

 Do the strippers get paid extra for the less than agreeable working conditions in the locker room??

PensBeerGeek:

As to your 3rd question...well, all I can say is that a woman complaining that a guy lasts too LONG...that has to be a first!
 

Well, it does depend on who is doing all the work