Well, I just got back from my umpteenth Stampede party.  I saw (among other things), a girl in a tube top puking on a streetcorner, about a hundred women dressed in cowboy hats, western shirts with no sleeves (unbuttoned to a level lower than Bo's IQ), short-short denim skirts and cowboy boots (which many call f*** me boots).  I saw a porta-potty rocking (and not because somebody was taking a massive dump).  I saw three bar fights. I saw a woman passing out condoms to her girlfriends before going into a bar.

Ah, folks.  It's Stampede time again.  Rejoice!

Wes

Nothing says "I'm a classy chick" like getting shagged in a portable toilet.

Tommy Boy:

Nothing says "I'm a classy chick" like getting shagged in a portable toilet.

 

How do you know it was a chick? Were you in there? 

I was peeking through the peep-hole... that I made... with a drill that I found... just lying on the ground... nearby.  Okay, yes, I was in there - happy???  Hmmm... at least I think she was a chick.

Tommy Boy:

I was peeking through the peep-hole... that I made... with a drill that I found... just lying on the ground... nearby.  Okay, yes, I was in there - happy???  Hmmm... at least I think she was a chick.

 

I hate to say this, but I think it might have been Wes. He somehow knew that whoever was in there wasn't taking a massive dump. It sounds like you might have slipped one through the goalie's pads. The beer goggles can do that sometimes you know.

 I'm too classy.  I go out in the alley and bend her over some pallets.  The homeless cheer me on.

Wes

So how's your five-hole feeling Wes? You would have to be totally paralytic or totally desperate to go at it in a porta-potty at Stampede - when there are so many other options too.... Of course it could be one of those "1,000 things to do before you die" - although if you touched anything in there you might have less time to do the other 999 than you think. Thank God for SUVs...

And plenty of time to boot on those backroads in BC. Don't think we weren't suspicious. All of you fine ladies in the SUV "getting lost" on your way to Canal Flats. Definitely beats the portapottie.

I'm beginning to think a there are people with far more experience than I have.

Not me, I just have too much time on my hands so I spend it spewing senseless drivel.

wildwon:

So how's your five-hole feeling Wes? You would have to be totally paralytic or totally desperate to go at it in a porta-potty at Stampede - when there are so many other options too.... Of course it could be one of those "1,000 things to do before you die" - although if you touched anything in there you might have less time to do the other 999 than you think. Thank God for SUVs...

 

My wife and I scratched it off the list three years ago.  I may be a pig, but I'm a faithful pig.  I'm really curious to hear how Bo's Stampede was.

Wes

mybruinssuck:

And plenty of time to boot on those backroads in BC. Don't think we weren't suspicious. All of you fine ladies in the SUV "getting lost" on your way to Canal Flats. Definitely beats the portapottie.

 

 The hockey bags got in the way a bit but apart from that it was cool

 

By the way, what the hell is the Calgary Stampede anyway? Please tell me it's not a rodeo.

well, it is not entirely free of rodeo - but basically it is a 10-day party (if you are unmarried)